Bloodless Coup

And This is Supposed to Make Us Feel Better?

As if we haven't been dreading the latest cinematrocities to be trotted out by George Lucas in the final (?) installment of the Star Wars series, now we have this to add to our apprehension:

"It's not like the old 'Star Wars,' " Lucas told theater owners at the ShoWest convention. "This one's a little bit more emotional. We like to describe it as 'Titanic' in space. It's a tearjerker."

"Titantic in space." Oh god, my eyes have rolled so far back in my head I don't think I can get them straight again.