Bloodless Coup

I meant what I said and I said what I meant...

An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.

Publius at the Third Estate shows us what faith to the literal interpretation of the original constitution gets us:

So let's look at the real social consequences of "restoring" the Constitution (and American life) to its 1789 form:

1) Restore slavery

2) Repeal women's right to vote

3) Bar poor people from voting

4) Eliminate the standing army

Like the first four? Keep reading the whole top ten.

And yes, apologies to Dr. Seuss too.