September 23, 2005

Spelling, Rick Santorum, and the Sad State of Education

Heh. That'll draw you in, won't it?

Here's the deal. Since when can no one spell the word bestiality? That's BEST as in "fucking animals is the BEST reason to leave Georgia" or "Rick 'Man on Dog' Santorum" is the best animal-fucking-based sobriquet ever.

Not BEAST as in Sexy Beast. Or Beast of Burden (and holy crap, who even remembers maxi singles?!). Or as in Beastmaster. Although, wait a minute, maybe there is something to that picture, but then it would be a BEASTmaster engaged in BESTiality.

I suppose it's too much to ask those who are so frothed at the way the gay agenda, feminism, and atheism (or according to my sources below, Islam) are leading down the path to bestiality and a brand new Sodom and Gomorrah to pause for a moment to check the freaking Merriam-Webster's dictionary.

What is happening to us, America? Aren't we teaching the children anything anymore?

Evidence below the fold. And yes, I have been cursing more lately. I blame Jesse.

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Ninth-Grade Sex-Ed Program Teaches About Beastiality, Threesomes

Posted by Cronos On News/Activism 02/23/2004 6:06:36 AM PST · 24 replies · 85+ views ^ | 9:31 am EST February 13, 2004 | AP Ninth-Grade Sex-Ed Program Teaches About Beastiality, Threesomes POSTED: 9:31 am EST February 13, 2004 COPENHAGEN, Denmark -- Some sex ed goes a little too far, even for open-minded Danes. The Danish government halted the distribution 60,000 CD-ROMs for sexual education classes throughout the country because some of the content was deemed unacceptable, Health Minister Lars Loekke Rasmussen said Thursday. The 60,000 discs, intended for ninth graders, contained information about threesomes, bestiality [ed note: aha! copied and pasted!] and partners relieving themselves on each other while having sex. Distribution of the material was scheduled to start next week. "What is the point of telling children and young...

THEATER The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? ('a ripping good yarn about beastiality' tony award winner)

Posted by chance33_98 On News/Activism 10/16/2003 6:38:40 PM PDT · 9 replies · 4+ views ^ THEATER The Goat, or Who is Sylvia? BY RICK REED (10/15/2003) Playwright: Edward Albee At: Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn Phone: (312) 443-5151; $30-$55 Runs through: Nov. 2 For those of you seeking a ripping good yarn about beastiality (and who among us isn’t?), look no further, as the Goodman offers up the crown of its Edward Albee Festival, The Goat, or Who is Sylvia, Albee’s 2002 Tony Award-winning play. Stevie (Barbara Robertson) and Martin (Patrick Clear) seem to have it all. Martin, just turned 50, has just won the coveted Pritzker Prize for architecture and has been commissioned...

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Hurricane Rita from Space

#107 PSGInfinity 9/22/2005 7:17:44 PM #99 cathyf Man, if it isn't hinted beastiality, it's breast references. And a woman brought that up. this is gonna be a weird night...

Thursday Open Thread

#449 American Infidel 8/4/2005 12:25:08 PM #428 Earth2moonbat He lives in the middle of one of them; King county, WA. Yes, he also lives in a state that allows beastiality...A state where a man was killed by a horse that boinked him... LOLOL...Gawd, I am still trying to picture how that horse would ...

Islamic Threats Against UK Gay Leaders

#176 Taxman 7/20/2005 9:00:33 PM This coming from the ragheads that find beastiality ok though.

Al-Timimi Gets Life

#146 American Infidel 7/13/2005 12:40:51 PM #93 tfc3rid Wonder if his stance on homosexual behavior will change with all this upcoming time in jail? If beastiality is OK, I don't think islamic authorities will have a problem with some sodomy... He will probably be regarded as some hero to the islamocrazies if ...

Sky News: Explosives Found in Abandoned Car

#60 American Infidel 7/12/2005 1:54:44 PM #55 savage_nation Don't forget to add a petting zoo with pigs and sheep. I like those little guys :) Forget the sheep, I wouldn't want open air beastiality...Pigs are excellent, I could see a whole bunch of sows & their respective piglets running around squealing...

Scottish Dhimmitude Watch

#99 Taxman 6/1/2005 6:14:41 PM Maybe they could replace the beer logo with something having to do with beastiality or pedaphilia. That pervert Mo (PBUH) approved of those activities.

US Shari'a Watch

#121 theheat 5/24/2005 8:12:00 PM What's next? Individuals start their own religion? Maybe a religion of American flag worshippers (don't desecrate my religious symbol, by the way)? Or, how about a sect of tea drinkers that worship fine China? Or, how about a religion of child porn, beastiality, and murder (oh, wait, that's already covered ...

Kashmir Children: "Don't Be Cruel to Us"

#38 USMC RECON 5/13/2005 11:29:47 AM The quality of mercy is strained when it comes to these animals. The wanton killing of children shows a beastiality which demands a response. The time is neigh for a full out war ,real war, with these pigs.

[editor's note: bonus points to the previous commenter who actually uses one of the other definitions of bestiality that does not have to do with animal-fucking]

Google Says No to Conservative Ads

#111 LC LaWedgie 5/3/2005 8:44:13 AM I'm on vacation - watched the "View" - "Joy" (and I use that term lightly) was seething and spitting all over herself questioning "where were the FCC morality police" when Laura Bush made the "beastiality masturbation" joke. Typically left - apply Google rule here

Danish Queen: "We Have to Show Our Opposition to Islam"

#53 Teacake! 4/14/2005 8:11:18 PM Who knew? I'v e been waiting for a political figure to speak the truth. Good girl! Some things in life should not be tolerated.... pedophelia, murder, beastiality, scrotum inflation and islamic expansionism.

Religion of Misogyny

#15 newmelleman 4/5/2005 8:27:37 AM #7 closet homosexuals, I agree. Of course that is tempered only by displays of pedophelia and beastiality. Time for an intervention...and I don't mean Dr. Phil.

Friday Evening Open Thread

#1067 Village Idiot's Apprentice 4/2/2005 5:23:56 AM And now for the morning recap Boobs Spyders boots relationships okra gas vs charcoal april fools job hunting adult beverages of choice beastiality mammograms Yup, looks like the FNDT alright BTW, morning all

National Review Caves in to CAIR

#333 BabbaZee 3/30/2005 6:51:53 AM woooooooooooaahhhh how did we go from beastiality to an attack on zombie? WTF?

Jordanian UN Peacekeeper Sex Scandal

#371 rockman 3/25/2005 6:51:04 PM Charles, Men and women have sexual intercourse. Men and goats have far too little in common for that. It's called BEASTIALITY and it's an abomination. /Preaching to the choir

Holy Warriors Murder Students at "Immoral Picnic"

#136 CrimsonFisted 3/22/2005 5:31:20 PM #118 dicentra Yes, for many American believers in Islam, it is a peaceful faith that can be practiced without danger to anyone. It is part of the community of faith. That's the problem. It can never be a peaceful faith. Take the Muslim challenge on Dr Sina's site. ...

#251 Frank IBC 1/21/2005 6:46:23 AM American Infidel - promote a "tolerance pledge" that includes tolerance for differences of "sexual identity." From that, you make the leap to... little experiments in beastiality... Your argument here is totally pathetic. When you're finished dealing with your lack of reasoning skills, then maybe next you can work on ...

VDH: Predictions for 2005

#131 Freedom Fan 1/2/2005 7:56:07 PM August 23, 2005 Dateline Oakland, California Mayor Edmund Brown denounces the practice of beastiality in his city. ACLU counters with a lawsuit filed in the 9th circuit claiming the mayor is guilty of violating the new state law which forbids spreading "hate speech". (how come y'all aren't playing any ...

Rampant Child Abuse in Pakistan Islamic Schools

#142 Gmac 12/10/2004 9:28:25 PM Well, there went their beastiality reputation... I just can't wait for the other shoe to drop. The moral perversity of this religion speaks volumes.

Freak Parade at Atrios

#175 PSGInfinity 12/6/2004 1:43:14 PM Whooosh! Just got back from that thread, and man, it's night and day. The crowd over here is at least 10-15 years more mature. It got to the point that only "eli" was readable. And that whole "hijack Iron Fist's name and start a feline beastiality...

A Lost CBS Document

#20 Joshua (not a hamster) Scholar 12/6/2004 10:23:17 AM OT: I stayed and argued on that Atrios thread last night... You know the one where (among other things) Iron Fist and Charles' name was hijacked by someone posting beastiality jokes and gay porn. I thought you might be interested in this posting made this morning: Never go there ...

Bottom Race 2004

#58 Bordm 9/6/2004 8:01:43 PM I noticed Michael Mooreon's email is Hmm. Michael Mooreon Flint, Larry Flint's love child from a beastiality orgy? Hmm

We Got Mail!

#8 whiterasta 7/18/2004 6:30:40 PM We may be racists, but at least we don't indulge in beastiality and pedophelia. Die palestine, die palestine, die palestine.

Palestinians Party in Downtown Qabatiya

#112 Rayra 7/2/2004 7:49:57 PM #47 Luigi 7/2/2004 01:29PM PST Thomas Friedman, Where are you?? Busy getting his morality blinders enlarged. His old set would not stretch far enough to cover the continued beastiality of the Pali "culture". #98 kmilby ...

The Gravitas of Michael Moore

#79 ted 6/26/2004 4:50:45 PM Moore has now made a cottage industry of his vile and despicable form of America bashing...He will only continue to contrive more vicious forms of hatred towards us to an ever hungry world that is chomskying at the bit for his particular form of cinematic beastiality...Moore and Mel Gibson read ...

[ed note:ooh, more bonus points]

Zawahri Raves, Seethes, Threatens

#20 Oktober 6/11/2004 5:18:33 PM #6 notice how he left out beastiality.....must be halal.

[ed note: OK, this one knows enough to understand and spell halal, but not bestiality.]

The War that Dare Not Speak Its Name

#49 ploome hineni 5/17/2004 1:48:26 PM 46 tucker I am overwhelmed by reading material I must admit to skimming the article, and (maybe) coming to a wrong conclusion as to his message :-P lol anyway...I for one am fed up..their ignrorance, brutality, and beastiality are a result of their culture and religion ...

The Dogs of Gaza

#17 ted 4/29/2004 5:50:52 PM Is anyone hinting that paleos partake of beastiality?

Yahoo Gives Jihadis a Base

#26 Kevin P. 2/26/2004 8:13:11 AM I belonged to a msn forum, where I couldn't even say the word "beastiality", but Fletch could post known anti-semitic "articles". I think me talking about beastiality vs. homosexuallity got them shut down. Believe it or not, the groups name was "Extreme Politics"! Thanks for the link, lawhawk, Charles. OT, ...

[ed note: maybe they banned for improper spelling]

The Terrorist and the Archbishop

#66 Mojo Jojo 1/29/2004 11:44:53 PM Did you expect anything else? They're both child molesters & into beastiality. Probably exchanged farm animals as gifts.

[ed note: mmm, just to spice up the regular diet of homo- and islamo-phobia, a little catholic bashing! tasty treat!]

Only U.S. Strength Can Defeat Islamism

#14 FreakyBoy 11/4/2003 10:16:07 AM A culture where religious leaders green light beastiality and pedophilia, has a concept of shame? I feel dirty just typing about it.

[ed note: This from someone called "FreakyBoy." And maybe the dirty shame is over poor spelling?]

Honor Killing Watch

#55 ibrodsky 9/3/2003 6:55:48 PM Hey, let's be fair. It was the mullahs in Iran who came up with all the Dos and Don'ts of beastiality.

Somali Child Abuse ... in Ohio

#132 d 8/4/2003 8:01:20 AM #127: The guy who writes "The Savage Love" column for The Onion had a contest to name an eponymous word for Santorum in the wake of his recent comments about gays, beastiality, etc. The winning entry referred to the mixture of lube, fecal matter, etc. that can be an unfortunate ...

Disney Will Finance Moore

#139 twix 5/12/2003 9:44:22 AM We watched Beauty and the Beast over the weekend - the first time I'd seen it, or even noticed it. I commented that the beast didn't seem to be human. My daughter believed Disney thought it would not be PC to have an ugly man as the beast. ...

[ed note: oooh, too bad this one was chopped off so soon. it seemed so promising.


#47 Ariel 4/29/2003 10:01:52 AM Robert Brandtjen, Been on the internet lately Q? I see alot of beastiality out there, putrid sick shit it is, there are apparently alot of people who like it Been looking for it, sir? I've heard of this stuff, but never seen it with my own eyes. ...

#50 Ariel 4/29/2003 1:19:11 PM Robert Brandtjen, Playing pretty fast and free with the accusations of leftism, aren't we? I was actually just poking a little fun at you since you wrote: Been on the internet lately Q? I see alot of beastiality out there, putrid sick shit it is, there are apparently ...

[ed note: Repeat offender!]

Where the Men Are Men

#2 J Lichty 2/4/2003 10:23:12 AM One man's beastiality maven is another man's freedom fighter.

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Congratulations! You know how to spell a word. So the term, for sex with a beast, leaves out the "a" for some unknown reason. Certainly sounds like you're quite the expert here; I defer to your intimate knowledge in this area.

Posted by: Freedom Fan at November 19, 2005 03:41 AM | PERMALINK

"Expert." Wow. I guess it took you a long time to come up with that one, huh?

And there are at least two obvious reasons: ignorance and laziness. We could go for three if you'd like to add "stupidity."

Posted by: binky at November 19, 2005 05:07 PM | PERMALINK

Hahaha, that's awesome.

Posted by: Joe at February 25, 2006 04:08 PM | PERMALINK

There's just something very funny about a fellow (and it's surely a guy no woman would write like that) calling himself "Freedom Fan" and making such charming insinuations. What church do you attend, o "Freedom Fan"? What tattered conformist book of values do you hold most closely to your unthinking lemminglike backwards-baseball-cap-wearing little heart? Hold it up for us so that we can assess you in the fullness of its light. Put your cards on the table and explain to us what you think is the true meaning of "freedom".

Posted by: jacflash at February 26, 2006 08:30 AM | PERMALINK

I doubt he'll respond. He snarked in for one post and then left, never to be seen again. Dare I say, hopefully?

Posted by: binky at February 26, 2006 10:52 AM | PERMALINK
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