Bloodless Coup

It must be genetic

Or maybe it is hormonal. Perhaps it's the liver flavored perfume?

If there is a stray animal to be found, I will find it. The corollary is, if there is a group of people (including me) that finds a stray animal, I will be the one nominated (or honestly, to volunteer) to take it home. When I get it home, I will initially swear the animal will sleep in the yard, no, on the back porch, maybe in the bathroom, oh, ok, in my big dog's crate, but what is that? he isn't crate trained and is sad? so, alright, he can sleep on the dog bed in my room while my guys are on the couch downstairs.

And so it is, that I find myself, with a rather large, kinda smelly male husky puppy or young dog, lying on the floor and panting stinky breath in my bedroom, after following me and a friend home from the Deerhoof show. He's very cute, quite friendly, and luckily has a rabies tag so I will be able to find his human.

UPDATE: He snores.