Why does Laura Bush hate Jesus?
MRS. BUSH: Well, all things bright and beautiful is the theme this year. I think it will be really bright and beautiful with this fabulous tree. But thank you all very much. Happy holidays. I know this is the real start of the season, the Monday after Thanksgiving, and so I want to wish everybody happy holidays. And we'll see you later this week with the White House decorations.
The Baby Jesus hates it when you support the evil doers by saying "happy holidays," and he asked Jerry Falwell to monitor your fidelity to the message.
And what's with the repetition, anyway?
Via Crooks and Liars. The Rude Pundit has other ideas, naturally.
Posted by binky at November 28, 2005 06:32 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Pure Unadulterated SnarkI'd happily join the Rude Pundit in a war on Santa.
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