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Fidel Castro
You scored 75 Wisdom, 16 Tactics, 74 Guts, and 80 Ruthlessness!has led Cuba since 1959, when, leading the 26th of July Movement, he overthrew Fulgencio Batista, and transformed Cuba into the first Communist Party-led state in the Western Hemisphere. During his more than 47-years of leadership, he has emerged as one of the more controversial political figures in the world. Internationally, his leadership has been marked by tensions with the United States (peaking in the Cuban Missile Crisis) and a close partnership with the Soviet Union. Domestically, he has overseen the implementation of radical land reform followed by the collectivization of agriculture, nationalization of leading Cuban industries, and social programs that instituted universal healthcare and expanded public education. Castro's government initially won general support among Cubans but alienated many as the regime nationalized industries and suppressed all opposition. Hundreds of thousands of Cubans have left Cuba for the U.S., particularly to the nearby city of Miami, Florida. U.S. census 1990 figures are 689,825 [1]> Many Cubans who had claim to Spanish citizenship have left.
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I confess, the first time I took it I scored "hippie," who knew nothing about battles or tactics and was better off loving nature or some shit. Then I took it and tried to choose all the Maximum Asshole answers. Voila! Fidel! Baltar scored Julius Caesar, of course. Via Lawyers, Guns and Money.
Posted by binky at December 13, 2005 11:28 PM | TrackBack | Posted to FunniesLike Baltar, I'm Julius Caesar: Wisdom 40, Tactics 84, Guts 31, Ruthlessness 50.
I'm not sure I buy all those questions, but hey it's interesting that the two boys on this blog presumably scored much, much higher on tactics than Binky (and for the record I scored higher than 93% of other boys who take this test on that trait).
Posted by: Armand at December 14, 2005 01:08 PM | PERMALINKWell, like I said, the first time around I scored "hippy" which was like, the bottom 5% on everything. The I went back through and went for the most bloodthirsty answers I could find. And that makes me Fidel (which is kinda silly, because Fidel was never the bloodthirsty one, relatively speaking).
Posted by: binky at December 14, 2005 01:12 PM | PERMALINK