She calls it a modest proposal. Actually I think it's a little too modest. I've been trying to come up with pithy slogans. Maybe I should start a contest:
Since every sperm is sacred, we'll be monitoring male masturbation from now on. You think Kid Rock had it bad, look who your buddy will be.
Don't just send the doctors to jail, send the men too, because they're so powerful they caused the abortion in the first place (by knocking up that creature who you think has no ability to make decisions on her own).
See? Just not pithy enough. They need brevity, surely. This gets a little closer:
If you want to control my uterus, I've got a little surprise for you.
But still, something missing. We'll have to keep working on it. Something with "testicles" maybe.
Posted by binky at March 2, 2006 11:22 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Reproductive Autonomy
