Bloodless Coup

Oh, so it's Georgia who claims to have standards

"University of Georgia President Michael Adams objects to the phrase "World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" to describe the annual Georgia-Florida football game.

And he has asked CBS Television and the city of Jacksonville, Fla., to not use the phrase when promoting the game the network televises each year."

I predict backlash.

And of course, Every Day Should be Saturday has the best title for a related post: "UGA PRESIDENT MICHAEL ADAMS: IXNAY ON THE UNFAY." In fact, they're running a little competition for a new slogan.

It’s on, fucktard. It. Is. On. UGA and UF fans had no common enemy before, but Michael Adams has given us what Mother Nature and centuries of redneck competition couldn’t. We propose that instead of referring to the party as the “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party,” we use the following “better” images instead:

–”World’s Largest Fisting Party”
–”World’s Largest Coke Orgy”
–”World’s Largest Herp-fest”
–”World’s Largest Jorts Convention”
–”World’s Largest Outdoor Middle Aged Swingers’ Ball”

Like I said. Backlash.

Posted by binky at May 15, 2006 10:37 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Food | Sports