July 09, 2006

For the record...

I lobbed this puppy at the Liberal Avenger at lunch. And now The Editors think it is a one punch kill to Sadly, No!? The Liberal Avenger survived, only to bring back this.

The horror. That other Dr. J. in a Chapstick commercial.

My final comment: Here's one for all you motherfuckers!!!

Baltar (who advised on this selection) informs me that this song is over seven minutes long for the following reason: "Do you know how many fucking guitar solos are in it? And they're all bad too.

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Comments

Y'know, that's just hideous. And yet... it's sort of a complete hairband sampler. If you're interested in learning about 80s guitar players, for instance, you can watch that and see that most of those guys were just inept. I mean, George Lynch could obviously play, and Yngwie (sigh), and the guys from Iron Maiden weren't bad, but most of that stuff was remarkable for being so stupid. Where did Vivian Campbell get his reputation from, anyway?

Posted by: jacflash at July 9, 2006 07:32 AM | PERMALINK

Take this, you bastards!

Posted by: StealthBadger at July 9, 2006 09:44 AM | PERMALINK

Hey, I like that song. I think of it as one of the great "Fuck You"s of all time -- directed (intentionally or otherwise) at Boy George, who could only fantasize about being that cool and edgy.

Of course the little pop-up balloons in that particular presentation make it kind of scary. Really, they read like they were written by some uptight twenty-five-year-old prematurely-balding baseball-cap-wearing Catholic kid from Jersey whose idea of adventurous antisocial behavior is having a beer for breakfast on Sunday morning. Like, wow, bondage is so... out there.

Posted by: jacflash at July 9, 2006 10:16 AM | PERMALINK

That was from a lovely VH1 series called "Pop Up Videos," which burped out snarky little comments and useless factoids throughout the video. I can even hear the little vocal intro in my head. Dammit!

Posted by: binky at July 9, 2006 10:36 AM | PERMALINK

:D

I was debating between the original and the pop-up video one, but I figured the silliness would better soften any potential vic... er, viewers up for the later version. :D

Posted by: StealthBadger at July 9, 2006 01:08 PM | PERMALINK

Damn. That was really ...

Damn.

Posted by: The Editors at July 10, 2006 11:54 PM | PERMALINK

The pain!

Posted by: The Liberal Avenger at July 11, 2006 12:37 AM | PERMALINK
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