Bloodless Coup

Adopting Eric Cartman's Marketing Strategy

For whatever reason I know a lot of people who absolutely love the "Cartmanland" episode of South Park (can't say I disagree). In it Eric inherits a million dollars, buys a theme park, and then runs television ads stating how great the park is - but also telling people they can't come to it ("especially Stan and Kyle"). The similarities between that situation and what's happened to Little Children are spooky (and quite sad for those of us who still haven't had a chance to see the film).