Bloodless Coup

Sharon Stone Is Crazy/Fabulous

For whatever reason this made me laugh harder than I have in days. It's just so right given the photo:

You look ... well, crazy/fabulous, of course, but mostly crazy because - leaving aside the question of how many bears or whatever had to die for that thing and/or how many faux fur makers worked their fingers to the bone stitching it - that thing is so big, you basically just look like you're lugging your bedspread down to the cleaners after a particularly rough night of extremely formal party hopping.