Jumping on the "overheard in..." train is Overheard in Athens. My favorite so far:
# ER Doctor: Is there any chance that you are pregnant?
# Female Patient: No.
# ER Doctor: Are you sexually active?
# Female Patient: Yes.
# ER Doctor: Then how can you be sure you're not pregnant?
# Female Patient: (pointing to her female friend) Because I'm sexually active with her.
Although this one is a close second:
# Anthropology professor: As you can see in this photograph, the chair, or throne, is supported by 4 human skulls. Now, I must ask you, what kind of a leader sits on a throne of skulls?
# (Silence from students)
# Anthropology professor: A badass, that's who.
Via Pointy pointy
Posted by binky at April 29, 2008 11:36 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Funnies