August 23, 2008

New task of Homeland Security: Keeping your penis safe

They don't want you to use products without warning labels. No, really:

Penis enlargers and constricting rings to maintain erections can be seized at U.S. borders, U.S. regulators said Thursday, citing inadequate safety labels.

Posted by binky at August 23, 2008 02:14 PM | TrackBack | Posted to General Stupidity | Homeland Insecurity


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