I know politicians win elections by being tough on crime, but what's the sheriff going to do with this? He does know he's fighting crime around Columbia, SC and not in Colombia, right? I guess it's only a matter of time until the county pays for a few old A-10 Thunderbolts too. He's going to need close air support for that thing after all.
Posted by armand at September 2, 2008 07:42 PM | TrackBack | Posted to You Can't Make This Stuff UpWhat a fucking asshole. It'll serve him right if the bad guys in his jurisdiction come up with some old Soviet antitank rockets or something and torch his nice shiny penis substitute.
Posted by: jacflash at September 2, 2008 08:00 PM | PERMALINK