Bloodless Coup

Oh, the liberal bias! The crazy feminism!

/snark

Under Armand's post below, I commented about wacky hijinks that ensued when two - count 'em! two! - college republican papers were once published at my alma mater, and left a link to the "liberal" Alligator. And thus I learn that the Alligator is not immune to the stupidity that strikes so many college papers:

I think most women want to be thrown around a little. Some want to be thrown around a lot. Guys, for the love of God, stop being so hesitant! There is nothing worse than when a guy, instead of smacking a girl's butt with purpose, does that wimpy half-tap thing. It's just painful, and not in the good way. So here are some do's and don't's [sic] of reclaiming your manhood between the sheets.