WWJD? Really? Jesus would give a flying fuck about assholes with too much money telling everyone which sweatshop-produced t-shirt to buy for Christmas, er, celebration of solstice or Mithras or some pagan hippie asshole?
Rather than go all Tim Tebow on your ass, or rant about graven images, I'll just suggest that if a person were truly dedicated to the "reason for the season" one might think about heading over to this little site to make a donation rather than buy a bunch of capitalist crap. If not, you can use their list to know which stores to avoid and follow Ben Franklin's wisdom.
* A phrase I learned from my best friend, a church going patriot member of the armed forces who served in three wars.
Posted by binky at December 7, 2009 07:41 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Culture | El Infierno de kansas | Extremism | General Stupidity | Graven images | Pure Unadulterated Snark | Religion | Shopping | You Can't Make This Stuff UpNotice that big gun/huntin' sellers (bass pro and cabela's) is deemed to be super Christmas friendly (cause Jesus loves guns). But what I don't get is that Lane Bryant is the only store to receive a 0% on the scale. Fatties don't love Jesus? Sigh.
Posted by: kikimonster at December 8, 2009 09:25 AM | PERMALINKI dunno, I suspect I could find that little list very handy... not that I'd be using it in the way they intended.
Y'know, if Jesus were alive to see this, I think he'd just laugh and laugh and laugh. What a bunch of silly children.
Posted by: jacflash at December 8, 2009 08:01 PM | PERMALINK