February 25, 2010

Comedy

This is the greatest comedy in the history of comedy. I can no longer attempt teh funny anymore; everything else pales in the face of this: US Missile Defense Agency Changes Logo to Obama~Islamic Crescent Hybrid! Not even the Onion...
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August 04, 2009

Just How Low Has the Washington Post Sunk?

Pretty damn low. Which makes this sad - but also pretty damn funny....
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July 07, 2009

La la LA la la, la la LA la la

It's about time....
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June 23, 2009

Nerd in Chief


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May 11, 2009

Timberlake, Samberg, Clarkson and Sarandon on SNL

Happy Mother's Day. This is 100 times funnier than the famous Timberlake and Samberg pairing (and no not only because of my love of Clarkson - but that helps)....
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April 14, 2009

Going Nuts, Toothless, Full-Throated, Tongue-Lashing, Licking ...

My love for David Schuster is burning bright today. This takedown of tea-bagging is hilarious (ah, "tight-lipped" David Vitter)....
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April 06, 2009

Colbert on Beck

Probably seen it already, but it's worth watching again....
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"Would you like a complimentary copy of the New Testament?"

Nicked and posted without comment from Petulant: "Do you need Jesus in your life??" No. "Do you want to burn in hell?" If there are cocktails....
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March 17, 2009

The Existentialist Threat to Pakistan

Apparently the Australian government sees philosophers causing havoc in South Asia....
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March 03, 2009

Fluffy Bill

Ack!!!...
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February 17, 2009

All by...


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January 06, 2009

Would you like to play a game?

Throw at the bubbles....
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December 17, 2008

"I never saw Andre the Giant hit the ground...

And this kind of thing (scroll down for the Christmas tale and skip the NSFW thumbnails) is why I decided not to have a tree this year: I never saw Andre the Giant hit the ground, because at this exact...
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December 05, 2008

Weekend

Hopefully your naps will be undisturbed, and all your cheetos will stay down: Via Dooce's Daily Chuck...
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December 03, 2008

November 08, 2008

Kitteh Committee

A post for all who have ever lived through or watched a friend go through the tenure process: Kitty gets tenure. The perfect search committee write-up, complete with redacted letter of reference in the comments, here. And I know she's...
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October 09, 2008

"The First Moments of a Palin Presidency"

Ha-ha (gulp), indeed.Which of course reminds me of some of my favorite lines from early in the run of the Family Guy. Diane Simmons: Our hats are off to Miss Black for proving once again, that, given the opportunity, actresses...
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October 06, 2008

Was SNL Anti-Semitic Last Weekend?

Last weekend's skit on the vice presidential debate was super, the best Fey as Palin production yet. But this ... by the end it's definitely not funny, and I can understand arguments that it goes far beyond merely being not...
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October 03, 2008

Sarah Palin's Cue Cards

Since jacflash noted the governor continually referring to her notes, I thought I'd link to this. Funny. And yet also not....
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September 25, 2008

September 18, 2008

Garrrrrr!

Ahoy maties, lest ye be forgettin' the 19th of September is Talk Like A Pirate Day!...
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September 14, 2008

Palin (Fey) & Clinton (Poehler) on SNL

Highly amusing, and all too true....
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August 03, 2008

When Obama wins...

We will all shower in beer and soap will be replaced by bacon....
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August 01, 2008

Pittsburgh: The Turkish Television Series

Moon pointed me in the direction of this. It's hilarious if you know anything about Pittsburgh's politicians and power brokers. And actually it's probably still pretty funny even if you don't. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3....
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July 22, 2008

Meowtris

OK, so that's not actually the name....
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July 11, 2008

Bingo!

I have been guilty of a few of these in my time. Via...
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July 09, 2008

Mary Cherry Dines at Crouton's

Have to link to this, given Ryan's love of this scene....
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June 30, 2008

Isn't that the fucking truth

No word on exactly where teachers fall on the graph....
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June 08, 2008

Sunday Night Warm Fuzzies

It is inconceivable that you will get all the answers right. HT...
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May 20, 2008

I Get Cartman's Complaint

So last night I watched several episodes of The Family Guy for the first time in ages. And I've got to say I get what Cartman was arguing in the "Cartoon Wars" episodes of South Park. As The Family Guy...
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April 29, 2008

Fun from other college campuses

Jumping on the "overheard in..." train is Overheard in Athens. My favorite so far: # ER Doctor: Is there any chance that you are pregnant? # Female Patient: No. # ER Doctor: Are you sexually active? # Female Patient: Yes....
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April 16, 2008

Never

Never...
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April 15, 2008

Dykes (on politics) to watch out for

Uh-huh. This hits a little close to home. And if you aren't reading DTWOF... get with it!...
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April 13, 2008

Red Shirt Data Analysis

Everything you ever thought to ask about the causal relationship between red shirts and death on Star Trek. Via Kottke. Warms my geeky little sci-fi loving stats crunching heart, it does....
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April 12, 2008

Engineers have simple explanations.

If you were wondering if you should get a pet, here is a simple (engineering based) discussion: As usual with engineering-based explanations, there should be few questions....
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April 07, 2008

LOLPOLITICS

Still busy. For your browsing pleasure: President Reagan Respects His Elders Rock Bottom And my personal favorite... Beelzebub has a devil put aside......
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April 05, 2008

LOL Whitedudesinsuits

The one who smelt it dealt it....
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March 23, 2008

March 14, 2008

Cows with guns

Friday night funnies (disregard the incorrect anatomy in the drawings): Cows with guns...
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March 01, 2008

Choices are bad, people are stupid

Two of the ten principles of economics....
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February 27, 2008

Thank the stars I didn't have to do this with my dissertation...

... which my friends somewhat affectionately titled "Shit Slides Down." From social science to art to biology. Pretty neat....
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January 25, 2008

November 29, 2007

Actually, that's not such a bad idea

So, Roxanne links to this clip to make a point about Sully, and heaven knows I am no Bill Maher fan, but the last thing he says in this clip struck me as being on target, even though it was...
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November 26, 2007

Baltar's Comment on the Writer's Guild Strike

via videosift.com Really; what more needs to be said?...
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November 15, 2007

Why I Spend My Nights Alone

One of Andrew Sullivan's best links ever. We've all been one of (or both of) these people. I can't stop watching this. She's hilarious - and definitely on to something....
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November 14, 2007

Maybe it won't be squid overlords after all...

Go read it all: John: ... no. We can still control our destiny, through elections.Tyrone: Like those voting machines are attached to anything --John: You always say that. But look,the Democrats won in 2006!Tyrone: Suuuuuuuure they did.John: What are you...
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October 25, 2007

Ooh, google memes...

Saw this at Shakesville and couldn't resist. Top five google searches that return Bloodless Coup as the #1 link: "J. David Singer Rules" "the Troyeans" "Patchouliland" "sneaky bastages" "shot while being strangled" For the record, found at 1, 2, 3,...
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October 19, 2007

Good Question!

Ask the GOP: From our thread yesterday, a couple more good questions the rabble-rousers here at Balloon Juice would like to see posed to the GOP candidates.: 1.) "Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?"...
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October 17, 2007

October 16, 2007

The Right Wingers Ponder Who to Target Next

Let's see, the family of a twelve year old who needs medical insurance? Check. The family of a sick two year old? Check. Yeah, now that those pressing threats have been dealt with it's time to move on to the...
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October 10, 2007

"Note to the dogs"

Are you reading Passive Aggressive Notes yet? You should be. They also have links to the "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Mark and to the Best of Craig's list, where I found this: Dear Dogs of Mine, It seems that lately...
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September 24, 2007

This isn't on the college entrance exam!

The title is, To my teacher, with affection: Yeah, I know I've been slacking on the blogging, but I still have time to read Neatorama....
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September 20, 2007

Frightening

For real....
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September 19, 2007

Walk the plank!

It's talk like a pirate day!...
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September 15, 2007

Same Bunny Risks

One of the many anagrams of Binky Rasmussen. HT...
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September 11, 2007

Remix a classic

Lame dead duck... HT...
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August 18, 2007

I would like to spend most of my life in a hot country...

...nice weather...to dive, to swimming... ...name it, and I go......
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August 16, 2007

August 12, 2007

PZ always finds the fun stuff

Like the lego you:...
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August 01, 2007

We can't stop here...

...this is big country! The whole thread. Hat tip to Shez....
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July 28, 2007

Finally, a Useful Website.

If you have any religious questions (trying to understand the nature of the universe; what is our role; what is God's role, etc.), you can find all the answers at the Official God FAQ page. Lots of info; this clearly...
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June 29, 2007

Oh come on, you know you want to

Make your own Simpson's avatar. HT...
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June 27, 2007

A little Wednesday morning calisthenics

Hat Tip to Shezbot...
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June 20, 2007

Duh duh DUHHHH!!!

This made the rounds awhile ago, but CityRag reminded me that this is definitely the best five second video on the intarwebz:...
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June 16, 2007

It's the Onion...

...but the conclusion reminds of my doctoral leg process seminar....
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June 10, 2007

The Sunday Funnies

Via Crooks and Liars, because when things get this bad, we need to find ways to laugh at them. My favorites are the monopoly game and the 30 months/19 months gags....
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April 14, 2007

I missed Easter

I love the movie nod in number seven....
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April 08, 2007

The Easter Bunny Hates You

Via the Liberal Avenger: OK, OK, actual cute and anerable and amusing "easter bunnies."...
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March 10, 2007

"Their cries of 'sellout' have been forever silenced"

"They were going to start an experimental/math-rock band together. Dan had a really nice Moog synthesizer and an original pressing of the first Squirrel Bait EP."...
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February 25, 2007

February 04, 2007

Winger

The Awards are in. It's too bad there isn't a way to award this special Kip to some deserving soul....
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January 30, 2007

The 12 sided die... quick!

I could have used some professor magic today: DESTROY CELL PHONES. Fries circuitry in all cell phones within a 10 ft. radius. Professor must perform a DC 16 Electronics check if his or her own phone is in spell range....
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December 27, 2006

Gerald Ford - He Was Delicious

I've always thought this was one of the best SNL skits of the 1990's, and since the late president has died it seems appropriate to link to it....
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December 11, 2006

I got your holiday spirit...

...right here!...
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December 08, 2006

This totally needs to be on a IR blog

No offense to Pharyngula, of course....
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December 02, 2006

They're Watching You!

Really! And you can see what's on your record. Just enter your name here....
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November 30, 2006

Lewis Black Tickets Go on Sale on Monday

For his show in Morgantown on Feb. 13. Tickets are around $40. Just lettin' his fans know....
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November 18, 2006

It feels like this sometimes, doesn't it?

Hat tip Bob Geiger's Saturday Cartoons....
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November 08, 2006

Have you seen the Democrats' 25 point plan?

Here you go: 1. Mandatory homosexuality 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State 6. Withdraw from Iraq,...
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October 25, 2006

Osama in your house

An animated cartoon about warrantless wiretapping. Via Crooks and Liars....
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October 04, 2006

OMG... the real Foley IMs

File under laugh so you don't cry....
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September 22, 2006

Too Much Time on Your Hands?

Not anymore. Blame Pandagon for finding the seal generator.....
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September 19, 2006

Avast!

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Check out PZ's place for a helpful instructional video....
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September 06, 2006

Add to the list....

of the ultimate blog posts. A sample: Daily Kos: Bush caught in three-way with Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Little Green Footballs: Bush enjoys triumphant three-way with Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh. Gawker: Paris Hilton does pretty much anything. Cute...
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August 16, 2006

AOL leaked searches

I wonder what kind of idiot does searches like these. 16006693 nak16006693 nack16006693 sharona16006693 knack16006693 knack downloads16006693 oakrige boys16006693 oakridge boys16006693 oakridge boys downloads free16006693 jokes about dick cheney16006693 jokes about dick cheney but not george bush16006693 dick cheney creep16006693...
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August 02, 2006

Oooo-kay

Posted without comment. Not Surprising, Just Funny Uh... The Bush administration said it viewed attempts by Venezuela or other countries to influence the transition in Cuba as unwarranted intervention. “The president is worried about people in the neighborhood who seek...
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July 24, 2006

Time on your hands?

You could dress up as Captain Jack Sparrow and be mocked. HT A Socialite's Life....
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July 21, 2006

Mahmoud Al-Zheimers

The War on Terrorble Diseases....
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July 05, 2006

Time Wastage

Via Slactivist, come a long list of fictional expletives (and the source they came from) at Wikipedia. Worth a minute or so of your time....
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July 04, 2006

Blasphemy

The other day, I read a discussion about the definition of blasphemy. Well, I think this little number clarifies it a bit....
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June 28, 2006

What an idea

More blogs should have musical interludes....
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June 26, 2006

The Damned Heretik

Pretty damned funny. Dammit. I dare you to lose that earworm, plus imagery....
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May 10, 2006

Anti-Abortion Pill

The Onion: Pfizer, manufacturer of UR-86dubbed the "last-morning-ever pill"said the drug is intended only for occasions when the mind-set or politics of the mother threaten the life of the fetus. "This drug is designed for extreme cases in which the...
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April 16, 2006

Don't tell him he's not the...

E-A-S-T-E-R-B-U-N-N-Y...
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March 03, 2006

We don't usually do this around here...

...but here's some Friday cat blogging. I'm sure lots of you have already seen that, but it still cracks me up....
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February 27, 2006

This just in...

Michael Berube is 1.86 times as dangerous as Noam Chomsky: Michael Berube Penn State University 266502 Noam Chomsky Massachusetts Institute of Technology 143390 Don't forget to vote for your favorite!...
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February 24, 2006

"Fuck them! They think you smell like ass!"

But of course, it's The Daily Show....
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February 01, 2006

More cute

Pass the nip, yo....
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January 07, 2006

This is so wrong

I mean, really, really wrong....
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December 21, 2005

Holiday Spirit

At least someone has the holiday spirit....
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December 13, 2005

Sick of grading?

Take a test instead: Fidel Castro You scored 75 Wisdom, 16 Tactics, 74 Guts, and 80 Ruthlessness! has led Cuba since 1959, when, leading the 26th of July Movement, he overthrew Fulgencio Batista, and transformed Cuba into the first Communist...
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December 09, 2005

Friday Quiz

Masculine You scored 93 masculinity and 36 femininity! You scored high on masculinity and low on femininity. You have a traditionally masculine personality. My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:You scored...
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November 29, 2005

Feel like a laugh?

And I mean laugh until you cry and you make those snorty noises. Funny cat videos. Shamelessly ripped off from BitchPhD....
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November 17, 2005

It's not just your imagination

Paris Hilton does always look the same....
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October 24, 2005

Exploding with Democracy

Rachel Dratch, playing a solider in a video conf. with Bush: "The Iraqi people are so full of freedom they could burst. Sometimes an Iraqi will be so full of democracy, they'll walk into a crowded area and explode ......
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October 10, 2005

LOTR Goodness

While searching for the translation to "One ring to rule them all..." (for the link to the Making Light post referenced below) this came up in the marvels of google: The Lord of the Rings: an allegory of the PhD?...
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October 09, 2005

Sunday Funnies

Zod 2008 Via Amygdala...
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October 06, 2005

Swallow that sip of coffee...

...because spraying it on the keyboard won't do your computer any good. Ready? My Little Crony....
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September 19, 2005

Avast!

Aye! That's right, Ye were warned, and t' day has arrrived. It's Talk Like a Pirate Day. Brush up on yer lingo smartly, ye lubbers!...
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Monday Quiz Time 'Cause We Skipped it Friday

And I'm grading. You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender...
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September 15, 2005

What Did the Pirate Say on Wheel of Fortune?

"I'd like to buy an 'Aaaarrrrghhhhhh!!!'" PZ Myers reminds us that one of my personal favorite holidays is coming up next week. Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19th. And in case you've never noticed, PZ Myers has a...
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September 08, 2005

Cat Blogging (Sorta)

From an avatar seen on a messageboard (caption mine): That's the last time you buy the cheap cat litter, asshole!...
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August 05, 2005

Red Fish Blue Fish

It breaks down in the last couple of panels, but for the most part, funny....
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July 29, 2005

Friday's Test Day

Since I started out my day being accused of being a totalitarian, it reminded me of this test. Take at your own peril. My result? The Expatriate Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond...
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July 27, 2005

Help! Help! I'm Being Oppressed!!!

Greate King George and Ye Olde Parchment Paladins in Deviltry Most Villianous!!!!! via Crooked Timber...
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July 21, 2005

Catholics Please Forgive Me

This avatar is the funniest I've seen in ages. Credit to Natmo...
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March 03, 2005

Lawyers and the Internet

You've probably heard this story before. Website (Something Awful, a snarky pop-culture site) says something a company (Limitless Horizon's Limited, LLC - a software development company making the 400 millionth game about being an elf and stabbing an orc) doesn't...
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February 16, 2005

BloodlessCoup

Thanks to Lurch (who should stop lurking and start commenting, ahem) for passing this along. Ah, the Onion....
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