Bloodless Coup

Bursting Out of the Simpsons' Closet

If like many Americans you view the happenings on The Simpsons as much more consequential to your life than anything going on at a party convention or in Pakistan, you might be interested to know that the show is apparently going to "out" at least one of its characters in an episode dealing with the legalization of gay marriage. Who's it going to be? A Perfectly Cromulent Blog has the odds.

If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on Patty.