OK, this is my favorite site today - Go Fug Yourself. On top of noting fashion choices gone almost criminally wrong, the bitchy writing's funny. Example? On Jude and Sienna:
Dear Jude and Sienna,
We don't care anymore.
Love, The World
PS: Jude, if any of us could be bothered -- which, as I mentioned, we can't be -- we'd probably mention that you have got to stop it with the skinny dingy scarfs layered over low-necked undershirts. You do this all the time, and it makes you look like a grimy prevert.
PPS: Sienna, if I wasn't totally bored of you and your stupid outfits and your on-again/off-again relationship with old Scrawny McMuffler, I might mention that your coat is totally cute. But see the body of my letter.
And it is a totally cute coat - though the pics of Debbie Gibson, Gwen Stefani, Kristin Davis ... you might not want to surf over to that site on a full stomach.
Posted by armand at December 13, 2005 12:54 PM | TrackBack | Posted to Pure Unadulterated SnarkGreat website. My favorite: "That is not sexy, provocative cleavage; that is what happens when a stray ostrich wanders over and gives birth to twins in your bodice."
Posted by: Crystal at December 13, 2005 03:26 PM | PERMALINKAnd that is especially sad, because she really was quite attractive with her natural look. It's sad that she gave in to the fake boob thing too (along with Salma Hayek, who I also thought had fine natural breasts with no need of augmentation). Whatever happened to proportion?
For the plastic surgery only revulsion, go here.
Posted by: binky at December 13, 2005 05:14 PM | PERMALINK