I just got blessed by a telemarketer. A telemarketer working for a charity just called my house, and started the usual "hi this is Angela with XYZ, how are you today Ms. Rasmussen?" My standard response is "I don't make donations on phone solicitations." Her response was "God bless you," and then she hung up. What the...? Is this supposed to make me glow with human kindness, now that I have been blessed by a telemarketer, and repent so that I can now find it in my hard hard heart to donate to charity? I don't know, maybe I am glowing with the spirit, because I have the idea to write a pilot for a crap network series, starring some long-haired, pained-looking waif who changes lives with 30 seconds phone calls: Blessed By A Telemarketer. I'm not sure about how the sidekick angle would work though.
Posted by binky at February 20, 2009 10:06 AM | TrackBack | Posted to Random Thoughts | ReligionWise-cracking talking chihuahua named Jesus?
Posted by: elizabeth at February 20, 2009 11:14 AM | PERMALINKThe sidekick is a talking dog who channels St. Peter, except that St. Peter's voice sounds a lot like Wilford Brimley's.
Posted by: jacflash at February 20, 2009 11:23 AM | PERMALINK